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Hole 6 - The Green Keeper's Barn |
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If the Architect is the Devil then the green keeper must be the Devils Child |
When I first became a member of the green committee more years ago than I want to remember, there was a good deal of discussion taking place among board and committee members as to what the "golf course superintendents job" entailed. Out of the blue I piped up and asked the head green keeper what he thought his number one responsibility should be. Without hesitation "To protect the golf course from the players" he snapped dead serious and eyes fixed on me. This drew a chuckle from the committee members as they liked seeing the new committee member put in his place. After a few seconds passed and comments about my golfing ability (or lack there of ) were voiced I asked another question. "If that is your first priority on the job may I ask your second ?" Again without pause came back, "to protect the golf course from the green committee." Silence. The new guy hit a nerve, a raw, injured nerve that had been festering for awhile and as the air began to lighten and the silence broken with a deft change of subject, ( like a well struck approach being re-directed by a bunker rake or sprinkler head ) I decided that I was going learn as much from this curmudgeon as I could and then some. And I was going to do either with his willingness to teach me or without it. What I didn't know was with that decision I committed myself many years as a green committee member that have proven to be both rewarding and frustrating beyond what I ever imaged.
Green Keeping Lesson # 1
The green keeper's barn is definitely not for the thin skinned, so if you are a 7 handicap or a 27 handicap and think you know all there is to know about golf course turf management or if you prefer " Keeping the
green" ,then don't bother reading any further because around the barn the
green keeper gets to voice his opinion of you and your work on the golf course. "If ya think ya can handle it laddie" feel free to click thru anywhere along here, if not we suggest you google
along your merry way.
Green Keeping Lesson # 2
It's greens, tees, fairways, bunkers, roughs. When they are perfect then we'll talk about that fountain you want built as a memorial to yourself.
Green Keeping Lesson # 3
To do the job right we need labor, equipment, chemicals, water, lots of water, more labor, know how ranging from controlling cutter ants to knowing how to enable all control panel programs for the irrigation system and most importantly we need God's blessing. So "if ya goona piss him off please don't let him know ya play yur golf here !!" And oh by the way you can save a handful on labor if you replace your divots, rake the traps and learn to fix a ball mark !
Green Keeping Lesson #4
Since Tom Morris started taking care of Prestwick in 1851 golfing conditions have been improving along side improvements in green keeping processes and golf course maintenance equipment. For the love of God before you start beefing about the playing conditions here take a lousy hour or two some early morning see "how we cut the grass". We don't have rabbits and we don't have sheep ! Better yet just come out and look at what goes in to those pin placements and tee marker locations you seem to always have something to say about.