So you think you'd like to learn about the golf do you ? What is you want to learn? how to play ? Well if you want to learn how to play the game of golf go see your PGA professional because you're not going to learn how to play here or on any other web site, or golf swing instruction dvds or in any golf instruction book for that matter. Now if your interest is not in how to play the game but instead in how the game of golf is played you've come to the right place. Cause you see we know what it is like to step onto the 1st Tee on a clear Saturday morning as a member of a new club and you think you're gonna piss your pants or worse and there's 10 or so new faces just waiting for a good laugh at your expense so that the fact that their game sucks and that they really don't know squat about the game of golf gets concealed one more time, and these pathetic golf frauds get to spend one more weekend in their state of ignorant bliss.
Anyway I digress, Lesson Number One, Golf is one of life's most humbling games and no matter who you are, if you play golf, sometime, somewhere golf is going humble you in ways you have yet to even imagine. So if you can grasp this thought and are strong enough let it go when it happens then welcome to our club, this Golf Course has been developed with your enjoyment of the great game of golf in mind.
But keep in mind that here we play by original rules, you play the ball as it lies and the golf course as you find it. Oh yes no whiners welcome. Balls in the air, are you ready to tee it up ?
Let's meet at the putting green
Hole 1 Handicap and
a long par 5 you'll never reach in 2.
a pressure packed par 4 with a second shot
over an abyss that few can carry.
1913 US Open
The Open Championship
and easy par 3 we're all capable of birdie here
a short par 4 that can destroy
any round should you miss the green.
Hole 5 The
Golf Course Architect
a short par 5 so tempting but forget about it,
you're playing with the devil himself.
Hole 6 The
a nasty par 3 with more protection
than a king's fortress.
Hole 7 Range rat
a medium length par 4 with light protection
for the green from hell
Hole 8 Ball hawk
a tiger length par 4 requiring an enormous drive
down a narrow fairway bordered
with knee high rough both sides
another long par 4, with a large landing area
and a flat unprotected green, a tempting birdie hole
a beautiful par 3 with any easy carry over water
to a huge bowl shaped green. a tough birdie but an easy par
Hole 11 The Caddie
a classic par 4, dogleg left with
your second shot a medium iron over water
a giant par 5 with a double dog leg,
and more hazards then you can count
Hole 13 Golf course
a subtle par 4 with traps left and right, tee to green
a tempting par 3, with the most deceiving
and the trickiest pin placements on the course
a confusing par 4 with a continuously changing route
Hole 16 Golf School-Now
a blind par 4 dogleg right,
a blind tee shot and a blind approach
Hole 17 The
an extreme par 5 that pushes the golfer on all levels
Hole 18 Hall of
an elusive par 4 that requires not only physical skills,
but emotional ones as well
Hole 19 The grillroom,
where birdies are a dime a dozen and everyone's handicap is scratch
The course looks a little to
tough for ya' now does it,
well then we suggest you just carry on your merry way
with a search for an easier one here.....